Kill the Previous Poster

I hardly ever shower... I bathe muwh hahahahahaha (ok its a lie but it gets me out of dieing). PIANO ATTACK! (drops a grand piano on your head).

*pops up with piano keys 4 teeth like the cartoons*

*paints a fake tunnel in a rock so u run into it*

why would i go through the tunnel when i am fine here? *Pushes josh into a lake*

ooooooo.......im wet......*pulls u under and ties ur ankles 2 the roots at the bottom*

*glug glug* *casts fire spell, evaporates water and incinerates josh*

*strikes debron with lightning*

ouch. Metor shower! *shoots meteors at you and hits you.

*buries u in wet sand on the beach at low tide and lets the tide come in*

*dugs way out* *shoots you with mind bullets 200 yards away*

I throw you an iPod to your head.

All the Mac fans come running and jump to your head too.

*eat a burrito, 2 bullets, and some gunpowder. then lays down, farts, and shoots u with the bullets from several hundred yards away*

heard that one from someone. lol

Mine was from a song. hmmm how to kill you this time. *jumps off a cliff and lands on you*

*pushes u off the cliff*

*kicks you in the groin and slices your head off*

I set up you the bomb.

That makes no sense. Did you mean I strap you to the bomb?
I get confused my brain explodes killing all in the radius of 10000000000000000000000 miles.

ur brain is the equivilant nuclear power of 1000 atom bombs!

Thanks I knew it was useful for something. NOW DIE! *shoots you from point blank range with a double barreled shotgun*

REVIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

I just made you deaf and you died of a heart attack because of the impression.

*Crashes an areoplane onto you*

*Crashes an airport onto you*

Instead of asking how you should rather worry about yourself...

lolz... i hacked your mind and you beat yourself to death

Look at this smily and focus your attention in it for 10 secs

While you were distracted... SNIPERED!

good try but my lighting fast reflexes made me dodge out the way.... Fires a fireball at you/

I throw a lighter at it and it explodes, killing you in the explosion.